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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

"Notes from a Small Island" by Bill Bryson

What I'm reading now.
I could kiss my neighbor for recommending this book! (Then she was sweet enough to send her daughter up the street to loan me her copy.) I've been enjoying it so much, and now that I'm nearly at the end, I'm reading more slowly. Isn't that always a sure sign that you just don't want it to end?

From the back of the book:

After nearly two decades in Britain, Bill Bryson took the decision to move back to the States for a while, to let his kids experience life in another country, to give his wife the chance to shop until 10 p.m. seven nights a week, and, most of all, because he had read the 3.7 million Americans believed that they had been abducted by aliens at one time or another, and it was thus clear to him that his people needed him. 


But before leaving his much-loved home in North Yorkshire, Bryson insisted on taking one last trip around Britain, a sort of valedictory tour of the green and kindly island that had so long been his home. His aim was to take stock of the nation's public face and private parts (as it were), and to analyse what precisely it was he loved so much about a country that had produced Marmite, a military hero whose dying wish was to be kissed by a fellow named Hardy, place names like Farleigh Wallop, Titsey and Shellow Bowells, people who said 'Mustn't grumble', and "Gardeners' Question Time."


I've been loving this book. For one thing, I always love travel writing. Secondly, I feel like I can sort-of get some of the jokes, but since there are also lots of references (especially to famous/infamous Brits) I don't get, I've had fun Googling some of the pop-culture and historical references (see Marmite and Gardeners' Question Time, above!). Thirdly, Bryson is a snarky but endearing writer with a great and very readable style and a sharp wit. And lastly, as an American he's frequently prone to making comparisons that I identify with; so many of the observations he's made are things I've thought as well (like how the English have such a different sense of distance than Americans--who, as Bryson says, "think nothing of driving three hours for a taco.").

On page 19, remembering when he first arrived in the U.K., he writes:

I didn't know anything really, which is a strangely wonderful position to be in. Everything that lay before me was new and mysterious and exciting in a way you can't imagine. England was full of words I'd never heard before--streaky bacon, short back and sides, Belisha beacon, serviettes, high tea, ice-cream cornet. I didn't know how to pronounce "scone" or "pasty" or "Towcester" or "Slough." I had never heard of Tesco's, Perthshire or Denbighshire, council houses, Morecambe and Wise, railway cuttings, Christmas crackers, bank holidays, seaside rock, milk floats, trunk calls, Scotch eggs, Morris Minors and Poppy Day. For all I knew, when a car had an L-plate on the back of it, it indicated that it was being driven by a leper. I didn't have the faintest idea what GPO, LBW, GLC, or OAP stood for. I was positively radiant with ignorance.

I so related to that passage! Funny thing was, about half of the references (and all of the acronyms!) are still lost on me. It made me remember how, when we'd been here just a week or two, I went to the butcher shop and needed help from the man behind the counter telling the difference between a 20-pence coin and a 50-pence coin. Talk about radiant with ignorance!

Friday, May 13, 2011

Loving All This Daylight...and...Tired PB&J Eater

It's 9:08pm and I just took this picture out of my front window...


I woke up this morning at 5:00am to the calling of seagulls and noon-day sun. It's hard to roll over and go back to sleep when the day is obviously ready to begin. Is it the latitude that gives us these long, bright days? I don't know, but last night, it was still twilight at 10:30pm. Awesome.

The boys find it hard to go to sleep at their normal 7:30pm bedtimes, too, since it's so bright outside. (Don't worry, we don't cave! We say, "March your little behind BACK up those steps, mister, or you're going to be in BIG trouble." LOL.) I think Merrit fares okay, but Ollie is pooped by lunchtime. Today he was even more pooped than normal because we'd spent the whole morning swimming at the indoor pool near our house. 

And now, have a laugh at Ollie's expense...




Sunday, April 3, 2011

Driving School

Mike: Since I have to work today, why don't you drive me into the city? It's Saturday and I'm not in a rush to get in. So we can take it nice and easy. You up for driving?

Mir: No.

Mike: C'mon, you want to be trapped in the house all day? You have to learn to drive at some point.

Mir: I want to take lessons first.

Mike: Really? You know that you'll have to drive around with a giant "L" on your car. People here think that that stands for "learner," but you and I both know what it really means.

Mir: Okay....

Mike: BOYS, GET IN THE CAAAAAAR! 

Mir: Alright, everyone buckled up?

Merrit: Hey, I found my lollipop from yesterday!

Ollie: [starts crying] Lolly! Lolly! I wannalolly!

Mike: Merrit, you are not going to eat that in front of Ollie. Hand it up here.

Ollie: LOLLY! I WANNALOLLY!

Mike: [unwrapping lollipop] Merrit, I'm going to give Ollie your lollipop. Everything is going to be fine.

Merrit: Aw, man...

Mike: I just need Ollie to be quiet. Here, you can play your PSP...Okay, Mir, put in it reverse. Back up slowly...SLOWLY I SAID.....Okay, that's good.

Mir: [silence]

Mike: Now just pull out and make sure you stay on the LEFT side of the road....Okay, that's good. Stay on the left.

Mir: I can't do this. Hey, let's just get out now. You go on into work and we'll do this another day. 

Mike: You CAN do this. You ARE doing this. You'll be just fine.

Mir: [silence]

Mike: I SAID STAY ON THE LEFT! 

Mir: I feel nauseous.

Mike: Okay, here comes the first roundabout. Things here are a little loosey goosey. So don't feel like you have to stay in the lane you are in. Just don't hit another car and you'll be okay. Stay in the inside lane and take the second exit.

Mir: Okaaaaay....

Mike: Merge, merge, MERGE now!

Mir: I'm starting to get a headache. I can't do this.

Mike: See that was easy. You made it through your first roundabout. Hey, look at you. You're driving in England.

Mir: [focused silence]

Mike: After this next roundabout, you'll be on the dual carriageway to Newcastle. The lane that you end up in will be the lane that you stay in for a while. So you can just relax and enjoy driving.

Mir: I think I'm going to throw up. Crack a window. I need some fresh air.

Merrit: Mommy, I just passed the second level and the end boss was a huge green giant and I totally cut his head off.

Mir: HUSH! I'm really concentrating right now and I can't... listen... to.... what.... you're....

Mike: You're doing fine....You're drifting to the left. Watch the curb. You have traffic on your left.....You're doing fine. Now we're coming into the city.

Mir: I don't like this. I want lessons.

Mike: Now merge into this lane...[pointing]...this roundabout is the biggest in Newcastle...just stay in the center lane...once we come out, you're going to take an immediate left. 

Mir: [silence]

Mike: Take the left now, the left lane. LEFT. 

Mir: I missed it!! Sorry. I'm sorry! Now what?

Mike:  I don't know. I haven't been down this street before. We'll be alright. Just take the next left.

Mir: Is that MY RED LIGHT?!

Mike: No! You're stopped in the MIDDLE of the intersection. You need to move! ...GO!...

Mir: Did you see how those two ladies looked at me?

Mike: Who cares? The British have a lot of grace....hey! watch the lampost....the British have a lot of grace, but lamposts, not so much.

Mir: Oh my God, am I in the wrong lane??? I AM IN THE WRONG LANE!

Mike: No, no, this is a one-way street. You're doing fine...[sweating]

Mir: We're lost aren't we?

Mike: No, we're just looking for a place to park.

Mir: [silence]

Mike: Park there.

Mir: I'm going to throw up now. 

Mike: You did it. Now just turn off the car. We'll eat here in the city and then you can drive me on to the office. 

Mir: I'm not driving anywhere.

Mike: What? You've got this...

Mir: No, I don't. That was horrible. I'm not driving anymore today.

Mike: But I thought you were taking the kids to the farm after you dropped me off?

Mir: Change of plans. We'll walk to the castle keep and just take the Metro home. You can keep the car. 

Mike: Cool. I need a cigarette.

Mir: Me, too. Can I have one?

[I must acknowledge my co-writer, Mike, for his contributions to this post! Thanks honey!]

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Lingo

"Mom, would you put my shirt in the laundry so it'll be clean straightaway?"

Straightaway?

Merrit may be the first one of us to start really picking up the accent and verbiage. Since he's spending time away from home every day from 9:00 to half-three, as they say (a.k.a. 3:30) with schoolmates and teachers, he's already pronouncing certain things differently, mostly a's, t's, and r's. I can hear it in words like:

hands (hahnds)
arms (ahms)
sandwich (sahndwich)
scooter (scoo-ah)

Today after school, he wanted to know if I'd make him a cheese toastie. Luckily, I knew what that was!

Grilled cheese. :-)

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Daffodils

I needed a pick-me-up today and three small bunches of still-closed daffodils for just 99 pence fit the bill.

Why the pick-me-up? I don't know. Three days of foggy weather plus Merrit cried when I dropped him off at school this morning plus Ollie pulled keys off my laptop keyboard plus I've been missing friends.

Not to worry, I'll be right as rain again soon no doubt. We've been in trip-planning mode around here and it has been a great perk to think about seeing family and friends soon. Looks like we'll back in the states in late July/early Aug. Jer and Kara will be coming out for two weeks in late Aug/early Sept. And (three? two? not sure yet) friends of mine are coming out in September. Lots to look forward to.

But for now, daffodils will have to do! Can't wait till they begin to open up.

Monday, February 28, 2011

What Can You Live Without?

Could you live without a dryer? Our new house doesn't have one, but I don't mind.
I have talked about downsizing, simplifying, and decluttering for years. And I've taken steps in that direction slowly over time. All of that must have been preparation for this.

We arrived here with only the bags we carried onto the plane.

Back in NC, we stored some of our belongings for when we return. And we packed up some boxes to send via boat here to England--that stuff won't be here for another four to six weeks. Everything else: Sold, donated, given to friends, or tossed. If I had to put numbers on it, I'd say that we stored 20%, sent 10%, and got rid of 70% of the our things as we prepared for this move.

Was it hard?

Surprisingly, not really. I remember that Mike said, watching a very nice couple drove off in our (now, their) 2005 Audi A4 Wagon, "With everything we sell, I feel better and better. It feels so good to just let it go." Me, I was just in get-it-done mode, not really taking the time to reflect much. Now that I've had a chance to think about it, I've got no regrets.

And now we're here, waiting for our boxes to arrive. The movers said we were shipping about 2,000 pounds of stuff. As we live here for our second week without the contents of those boxes, I'm wondering if we really actually need it all. I'm also wondering where in this sweet little townhouse all of it will go!

What's been interesting is to track the mental tally of items that I really miss or need. My chef's knife. A cast iron skillet. A stock pot. Running shoes. Extra socks. Merrit's rain boots. Ollie's basket of matchbox cars. Pens and paper. My own pillow. All my big, fun earrings.

I'm missing my hair dryer, but I need to buy a new one because the outlets are different here. Haven't stumbled upon a beauty supply shop yet! So, my hair looks flat, but hey, it's raining, and no one knows me anyway! LOL.

I definitely can't wait four weeks to exercise, so I'm planning to buy new running shoes in the next day or two (again, not sure where to go for that, but I'm going to ask one of Mike's co-workers that I've met).

And, really, that about does it.

It's been very calming to live with just the essentials. With the exception of a few favorite things, I'm feeling very free and unfettered living without all that stuff. The pace here is so appealing. One load of laundry a day. Small loads of dishes in a small dishwasher; works for us since we've only got four bowls, four plates, four forks, etc. Carrying home groceries for that day's meals. Simple and fresh, and open to last-minute changes based on what you're in the mood for or what looks good at the butcher shop.

Am I in the honeymoon phase? Probably. :-)
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